What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:43

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
Is having white skin really that attractive?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?